Not only am I too busy to write in my blog today; I am too busy even to read today. So I have no idea what’s going on in the world. Dame Heinz apparently pulled off “the rare and amusing triple gaffe.” Meanwhile her countrymen are browsing at “various fod stands.” Fod stands? Sounds intriguing, but I’ve got no time figure it all out today. (And if you don’t understand the title of this post, you might take this opportunity to brush up on your English literature.)