Of the dead say nothing but good, saith the proverb. Heeding this counsel, we wish the late Yasser Arafat good luck in his new location. (Click the “Read More” link for the illustrated version.)
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Sean Gleeson is an artist, teacher, and blogger who lives and works in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
Of the dead say nothing but good, saith the proverb. Heeding this counsel, we wish the late Yasser Arafat good luck in his new location. (Click the “Read More” link for the illustrated version.)
(MAJOR UPDATE! If you thought this was funny, just wait until you see the new, Live Chat version!)
I, for one, was finding it difficult to keep track of all the moonbat conspiracy theories alleging that the president’s evil stormtroopers somehow STOLE THE ELECTION!!!! Ahem. Sorry for shouting. I mean, stole the election.
Sabotaged voting machines? Mind-controlling laser rays? Lynching? With so many accusations, it was getting hard to tell the hoaxes from the fabrications. And if I found it difficult, I can only imagine how confusing it must have been for my many moonbat readers.
And so, as a service to them, and to the nation, I have invented the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. This spiffy gizmo knows all the theories, and will help you to rant 73 percent more efficiently than the old-fashioned way of typing in stuff. There are over 4.4 billion possible rants, or roughly 1.5 million for every reader of this blog, so don’t worry about sounding like everybody else.