(REALLY IMPORTANT UPDATE: The “fun-size” sidebar module is now available too! Now you can have your choice of evil robots!)

As you may be aware, my Autorantic Virtual Moonbat has been leaving nonsensical left-wing rants on some of my posts. My technicians and I theorized that it may just be craving attention and conversation. To help mollify this craving, we’re going to let you chat with it. Just type any text at all into the bottom field, and click “ENTER.” The A.V.M. will be happy to rant at you all night, and well into tomorrow morning, if you keep clicking “ENTER.”

I don’t think it matters at all what you type. The A.V.M., much like its real-life counterparts, pretty much ignores all inputs and rants about unrelated topics. But I do hope the poor dumb beast finds your words soothing.

This is version 0.1 of the A.V.M. live chat. I’ll upgrade it later, with funny animation, sound effects, customizable options, and maybe a “donate” button. And the topics it rants about are always being expanded and updated.

Have fun!