(REALLY IMPORTANT UPDATE: The “fun-size” sidebar module is now available too! Now you can have your choice of evil robots!)
As you may be aware, my Autorantic Virtual Moonbat has been leaving nonsensical left-wing rants on some of my posts. My technicians and I theorized that it may just be craving attention and conversation. To help mollify this craving, we’re going to let you chat with it. Just type any text at all into the bottom field, and click “ENTER.” The A.V.M. will be happy to rant at you all night, and well into tomorrow morning, if you keep clicking “ENTER.”
I don’t think it matters at all what you type. The A.V.M., much like its real-life counterparts, pretty much ignores all inputs and rants about unrelated topics. But I do hope the poor dumb beast finds your words soothing.
This is version 0.1 of the A.V.M. live chat. I’ll upgrade it later, with funny animation, sound effects, customizable options, and maybe a “donate” button. And the topics it rants about are always being expanded and updated.
Have fun!
Evolution
In the beginning, there was instant leftist boilerplate. But in today’s high tech world, it’s all about interactivity. Which is why Sean Gleeson has created the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat.
Presumably. Or else maybe he just has too much…
Well, I’d say he (she?) passes the Turing test for vitriolic humorless zealots.
A new day has dawned.
Automated Virtual Moonbat
If you’ve ever noticed how left-wing moonbats tee off with the same, predictable rants, no matter how illogical or tendentially connected to the subject at hand… … this is for you.
LOL, oh my. This is just great. When I win my Pulitzer, I’m giving it to you (I’m expecting it any day now).
A bridging the divide
Sean Gleeson provides the first baby steps to reconciling John Edwards' "Two Americas" by providing a tool which increases communication between the sides.
Nice.
But I prefer to create my own rants for myself. Sort of an exercise in anacronistic anarchism.
But I do salute you in your technological progress. Now, if you could just set up a logic engine and convert the Republican platform to rules, as well as president-elect Bush’s statements and actions, it would be real interesting to see what new rules the logic engine could create …
I’m sure that doing the same with Democratic material would also lead to a hung machine, perpetually backtracking between contradictions.
Until the Green Party takes power, you could probably find some logical consistency in their rhetoric and platforms. Libertarians, too, methinks.
Elderbear
100% Certified Howling Moonbat
Nicely done! Now if you could have it drink herbal chai and smoke clove cigarettes…
Nothin ta say
Meh, I’ve got nothing to say. No news, no rants. Just me and mah blog. And you. And stuff. Tell you what, how about I give you this link aaaaaand maybe
Autorantic Virtual Moonbat!
(via Protein Wisdom) Sean Gleeson, who established his creds with hilarious P-shop captions of people sorry we liberated Iraq, is back with this technological wonder. This may not appear in non-Microsoft browsers what with them being dirty monopolists …
For your enjoyment…
So similar to real life, it’s spooky…
You are a Godlike individual. Either that, or you are my brother…
DITY Troll
Since I’m not popular enough to get the really nasty hate mail like the in crowd… This man is a God.
I’m too lazy to blog. Here, talk to this robot instead.
As some of you may note, it bears an uncanny resemblance to about half of the diarists on DailyKos and 3/4s of the commenters on Atrios. Why lie? It’s the truth! From Sean Gleeson….
Autorantic Virtual Moonbat
In true Marxist-Leninist spirit, Comrade Sean has made this freely available to the people….
Sean Gleeson - Chat with the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat!
This slays me: Typing William Teach gets me: George W(armonger) Bush can talk about “ACCOUNTABILITY”, all the while outing vegan minorities in Pakistan, so his partners in crime can greet imprisoned vegetarians. UNLIKE Matt Drudge, I am not in love
Autorantic Virtual Moonbat
Sean Gleeson is a genius. He’s finally duplicated the reasoning processes of lefty moonbats. Here it is … the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat: Does Bill know about this? Hat Tip: Pirate’s Cove…
Virtual Moonbat
This is cute (and too close to comfort for some people I can think of…) The Commisar links to The Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. Type in a comment (or leave it blank) and hit enter. The results sound just like a…
Aww Ain’t it Cute!
Autorantic Virtual Moonbat
Thank you Sean! This is just too much fun.(I would not have posted this without the Commissar’s approval.)
Republican Madlibs and API
A wonderful presentation of how technology has definitely outstripped the human ability to use it. A great example of Artificial Pseudo-Intelligence (API).
Autorantic Virtual Moonbat
To illustrate how much sense the drooling left is making these days, Sean Gleeson has created an automated moonbat that makes as much sense as a real moonbat. Take a look - you’ll be amused….
Yo. Nat! I have found Ralph. If this isn’t him, we can replace him with a plugin on the site. New slogan: “Get coherent or get replaced.” via Politboro Diktat….
Oh man this is priceless. Literally. I didn’t pay.
Sean Gleeson’s Autorantic Virtual Moonbat
Now this is original. Hat tip: Sparse Matrix.
Sean Gleeson, is it possible that I am your daddy? I lived in Oklahoma City in the early 80’s, and I did know a couple of brilliant gals from OU. Well, even if I’m not, can I claim you? Cause I would be one proud papa! Your new creation is downright “gleeful”.
I can’t stop laughing!!!
‘Fraid not, Joe. I was born in Chicago, in 1966, and my dad still lives there. But you can be my proud brother if you want.
This is great! Just like some of the lefty moonbats in downtown Phoenix. (They all work for the gummint or non-profits, not a single one in private enterprise unless you count making coffee at Starbucks)
MoonBat Madness
It takes a certain kind of mind to come up with something like this: Luckily, it happens to be the sort of mind I like….
Wow, thanks Sean, I always wanted a brother! And, well, we do think a lot alike,and all. So, bro, here’s to all the ranting moonbats who brought us together. May God bless ‘em!
Oh, man. It is nice to make your aquaintance, Sean!
This is a truly wonderful invention.
I have a request, however. How about a configuration that would fit in a blog sidebar for permanent placement? That would be sweet.
Chef Mojo, I am happy to report that a miniaturized A.V.M. module is already in development. (Can’t tell you when it will be ready, though, sorry.)
A New Toy
From Sean Gleeson…
A.V.M.
Apparently, HR has been blessed these many months by someone trying out some AI software with the Turing Test in
Chat liberally…
Chat liberally…
Why won’t this damned autorantic virtual moonbat just admit it’s a troll? Come to think of it, it’s no different from the real thing!
Have you been running this damned thing on my blog?
Come on, ‘fess up!
Autorantic Virtual Moonbat
It’s ALIVE!!!
Yeah, remember Sean Gleeson? Well, he’s outdone himself again. Welcome to the most powerful blogroll in the known blogiverse, pal.
Excellent for honing your debating skills and anticipating your opponent’s arguments. And I found that, hey this isn’t so hard..
All hail Sean Gleeson! The A.V.M. is a great time-saver: no longer is it necessary to seek out real moonbats to hear the other side of the story. They are s-o-o-o predictable.
Virtual Moonbat.
Can’t get enough of batty nonsense from Democrat Underground and the like? Sean Gleeson has you covered with his Automatic Virtual Moonbat.
Just type any text at all into the bottom field, and click “ENTER.” The A.V.M. will be happy to rant at you…
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Chat With the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat! Plus, a new, aspiring Philip Agee!
Hat tip: Sean Gleeson Meanwhile, a non-virtual moonbat has done what they do best — undermine America’s national security. He’s published “Code Names: Deciphering U.S. Military Plans, Programs, and Operations in the 9/11 World” where he reveals and d…
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Aha!
DEMOCRACY IS DEAD!!! BUSH!!! (PUKE!!!!!!!) THE TRUTH IS AT OUTSPOKENMOLLUSKSFORUNIONWAGES.ORG!!!!!!!!? POWER TO THE WICCANS!!! THE THIEF-IN-CHIEF’S WAR AGAINST CIVIL RIGHTS MUST END NOW!!!! UNLIKE YOU AND TUCKER CARLSON, I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH OIL!!!!!…
I think the Autoranter makes some good points.
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That thing is brilliant! (By that I mean stupid, by that I mean accurate). Awesome.
Oh this is truly hilarious…
I feel like I was having a conversation with Dennis Kucinich…
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Moonbat Mania
I’m in a rush and do not have much time today, as I’m off to my parents 50th anniversary party this eve. Congrats Mom and Dad! I love you both!
So just for fun, let’s poke fun at the whack job moonbats today. I have surfed aroun…
It’s too bad you haven’t made an equivalent for the “other side”. I’d love to see it rant about how intelligent design is a viable theory or something.
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