Responding to overwhelming demand, I have designed a new, miniaturized version of the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. You can put it anywhere you want, really, but it’s designed to fit perfectly in the sidebar area of your blog.

The new “sidebar module” doesn’t have all the options and features of the “live chat module,” because there was no room for all those buttons. But it’s just as funny, and only half the size.

Unlike the live chat module, which lets you talk back to the robot, the sidebar module won’t let anyone else get a word in edgewise. All you can do is click the “RANT” button and get ranted at. (Although if the robot sits idle for a couple of minutes, it gets antsy and rants without you.)

To put the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat sidebar module on your site, just stick this bit of code on your page:

Of course, for those who insist on the robust options and interactivity of the live chat module, it’s still here, too.

The code for the live chat module is the same as ever:

With either module, the one on your site will be updated automatically as I make improvements; you won’t need to change your code.

Have fun!