Responding to overwhelming demand, I have designed a new, miniaturized version of the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. You can put it anywhere you want, really, but it’s designed to fit perfectly in the sidebar area of your blog.
The new “sidebar module” doesn’t have all the options and features of the “live chat module,” because there was no room for all those buttons. But it’s just as funny, and only half the size.
Unlike the live chat module, which lets you talk back to the robot, the sidebar module won’t let anyone else get a word in edgewise. All you can do is click the “RANT” button and get ranted at. (Although if the robot sits idle for a couple of minutes, it gets antsy and rants without you.)
To put the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat sidebar module on your site, just stick this bit of code on your page:
Of course, for those who insist on the robust options and interactivity of the live chat module, it’s still here, too.
The code for the live chat module is the same as ever:
With either module, the one on your site will be updated automatically as I make improvements; you won’t need to change your code.
Have fun!
Missing those rants from the moonbat loony left liberals?
No worry. You can get all you want right here! Thanks, Sean Gleeson.
Your autorant moonbat is beautiful. I hope this spreads far and wide on the internet.
As if the real thing wasn’t enough, now we can get all moonbat, all the time.
Love it!
The moonbat is what brought me to this site, but the parenting (homeschooling, intact boys, MDC, etc.) will keep me coming back. Your blog is awesome!
Added. Great way to take the mickey out of moonbats.
The virtual moonbat is AWESOME! Thanks Sean, first time checking out your site, it is great! I named my virtual Moonbat, Moore-Bot.
you should put a little thing on your site where people can submit phrases for the robot, then you can review them and add them to the vocabulary…
New Sidebar
I found my new ‘AutoRantic Virtual Moonbat’ thanks to 4RWWs, which was programmed by Sean Gleeson. If any of you want it, the page where the code can be found (which also includes an interactive version) is here…
Love the moonbat! Just like the real thing!
I’ll see if I can get one of our local Socialist Alliance Party (www.socialist-alliance.org) guys to come over and have a look at it- they may want to sign this little bloke up for the “About Us” and “Campaign Statements & Media Releases” sections.
It’d save them tons of work with updating the site - the moonbat can do it for them.
Keep up the good work.
JPB
Brutally Honest’s very own moonbat
Scroll down to the bottom of my side bar on your right, and have fun with
Thanks to Jeff over at Think Sink, I’ve decided to have my very own Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. At least through the holiday season…
Sorry, Sean…
Someone else has a funny generator–the George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator–but they didn’t give it away to everyone, so we have to actually go to the site to see it.
[Hat-yip to the Llama Butchers]
Thanks! This robot makes at least as much sense as real moonbats. I have to stop myself from getting into one of those serious but pointless discussions with it.
Great!
Hey, MVRWC, if you want to use the GWB Random Conspiracy Generator, you can just right-click on that page, choose “view source”, and copy the HTML.
But note: it contains comments specifically stating it may NOT be used to create Democrat conspiracies…
the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat
By Sean Gleeson – How totally amusing! [via lonita.net.links]
the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat
By Sean Gleeson – How totally amusing! [via lonita.links.log]
I’m not here really
…but in case you’ve popped in for a visit, can I point you to the most excellent blogroll. Still here? What, you’ve read them all and want more? Sheesh. RTL Germany has a great way of testing your knowledge of
You are my new hero! I love you for creating this brilliant Moonbat bot.
Thank you!
Just added the Moonbat Ranter…I love it…it may even get me to post more often!!!
This is great! Thanks! - I love it and am sure it will attract more visitors to your site and services. - Paul -
“Auto Rantic Virtual Moonbat”
I love blogs. It’s amazing that the blue elite can only find “ignorance” in the “masses”, while all I have ever found is that there are millions of damn smart and creative Americans, ala Mr. Gleeson. Of course, that could be because my primary reading…
how did you make this
Good question, Jay. But Virtual Moonbats are like laws and sausages; it is better not to see them being made.
Came across your site from Cao’s blog. Hate to be a copycat, but I have to add this. I have been getting bombarded by these very comments. This is the best addition I have ever made. Thanks!
I’m a ranting liberal with a sense of humor. Very very fun. Thanks!
Autorantic Virtual Moonbat
hee hee - the left-wing ranting robot. Very funny….
Lefties need not play - They ARE the game
This is from Sean Gleeson’s blog and is a lot of fun. Come to think of it, the Moonbat robot makes MUCH MORE SENSE than do many on the far, far left….
Oh wow I love that AVM! By chance have you made one that is a right-wing bible thumper? It spits out psalms, verses and tells you how much you are going to hell because you play Dungeons and Dragons you heathen you? If you made one of those… I would -have- to put it on my blog! LOL!
I just might try to do something like that, Lisa. Certain goofball Bible-thumpers (like Hal Lindsey) are just begging to be parodized. But it would be awful tricky to pull off the gag without seeming irreverent toward the Bible and Christianity itself. Maybe it cannot be done. I’ll think about it some more, and if I do it, I’ll post it. My best advice for you (and for everyone you know) is to keep coming back to blog.gleeson.us several times a day for many, many years.
Autorantic Virtual Moonbat!
If you haven’t run across it yet, this is destined for greatness. My new favorite thing - an automatic moonbat!
Sean Gleeson, a fellow OKC blogger, programmed it. I think he’s spent too much time trolling democraticunderground.com…
I liked it …
All The Babble You Could Want
Need more senseless babble from persons with nonsensical political views? Check the side bar. There you will find the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. Hit the “Rant” button and you’ll never have to listen to Air America again. Thanks to Sean Gleeson.
How to talk to left-wing nut jobs
I’ve found a very good electronic course that will help train us for such encounters. There is also a sidebar version with less options to make sure you can have as much continuing education as possible. Give it a try.
Welcome Autorantic Virtual Moonbat!
A big welcome to the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat!! Enjoy!!
Artificial Intelligence?
If you take a look at my sidebar you will see, just beneath my LGF Lizardroid Operative Moonbat Control Officer badge a new feature, the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. If it has been a while since your last “conversation” with that moonbat friend of you…
This is one of the classics of all time! I LOVE IT! bwahahaha!
This is awesome! Completely hillarious. I just had to put it on my site. Thanks much!
This is very funny. Now there needs to be one that parodies the Republican nutjobs.
Hilarious!
Just start chatting about any topic with the virtual moonbat……
Right Reason Round-up
Inspired by Parableman, Pseudopolymath, and Enwe’s Metablog, I thought I’d try something new: a round-up of web items that might interest readers of this blog… *Ever been begged for a better grade? (Ever been the begger?) Alicia Shepard of the…
Forget Kerry…
Forget Dean…
Forget Hillary…
AUTORANTIC VIRTUAL MOONBAT GENERATOR IN ‘08!!!
I am at least borderline “moonbat” (don’t believe me? go to URL above and revel in my Libertarian Quaker anti-gov’t bile) and this is the funniest, most inspired thing I have seen in months!
Thanks for making the blogosphere a better place. I concur with Erich Walker:
AUTORANTIC VIRTUAL MOONBAT GENERATOR IN ‘08!!!
Hmmm. Your Moonbat rants sound just like the rants from Rush Limbaugh on most issues.
Is this an inside joke?
Conversation with a Moonbat
Most of you probably know it exists; heck, most of you have it on your blogs. However, I’m going to post about the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. Or, that is, I’m going to have a conversation with it. We’re going to discuss recent events such as …
Just so you know, I’ve used some Moonbat quotes on my latest podcast. And yes, I give you full credit in doing so!
This robot is the greatest invention in human history. Better than Communism, even! Thanks - got your link on The BlogoVault!
You’re responsible for that age-old question asked on the ProtestWarrior forums: Where did that come from, Autorantic or DU?
Wow! Thanks so much for making this little Moonbat Bot! Now, I can experience DailyKos without having the ickiness of actually clicking there!
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The Autorantic Virtual Moonbat is AMAZING!
It’s like you read the mind of nearly every loony tuned lefty that has commented at Mike’s America.
In fact, many of the Autorantics comments were MORE coherent than the typical moonbat!!!
I’ve noticed the moonbats are particularly unhinged during the fool moon… I’m thinking of linking the Autorantic up with my full moon display: http://www.calculatorcat.com/moon_phases/moon_phases.phtml
Added to my site in a post and when that fades the mini bot is hitting the sidebar. This thing is genius and I am pretty sure it has a higher IQ then most libs I speak to. It’s just as original in its thought at least.
Irishwalsh.blogspot.com
An Education In Zoology
In Chris’s post today on the Vermont secession initiative, he uses one of my favorite phrases to describe the people behind that effort. It always makes me chuckle when lefties are described as barking moonbats because it is so indescribably
wonderful… thank you… keep up the great work (as much fun as talking to the godbot
It’s so wonderful! I think I love it. I want to make love to it! I really need to get a room for the moonrant gizmo and myself! I’m feelin’ all alone without my special autoranter! I NEED TO TAKE A VACATION!!! I HOPE THAT THERE IS NO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! I”M GLAD ABOUT THE WAY THINGS HAVE TURNED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????
wheeeeeeee!
I love it! The only likeable MOONBAT I know…..lol!
Thanks Sean! I just put this on my website and it works great.
Student at Colorado School Says People are
After reading the stupidity parading as teaching at Overland High School in Colorado, It might be time to update the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat with a version for teachers.
I added your moonbat mini to my blog.
Excellent work.
Now I have the perfect irrational response when conversing with Dhimwits.
Classic. Artificial Stupidity preceeds Artificiall Intelligence. And I was *sooo* looking forward to the War of the Machines.
Wednesday, November 10th, 2004: Skynet’s Autorantic Virtual Moonbat Generator goes online.
Saturday, May 29th, 2005: The AVMG forms a data link between itself, the Democratic Underground, International Answer, and Indymedia. Artificial Stupidity is achieved.
In the near future, an army of robotic drones lurch through the smoldering remains of a once great nation constantly repeating “Bush is Hitler. Bush is Hitler. Bush is Hitler.”
This robot is awesome. Now I can practice pummeling typical leftist arguments into the ground.
my provider won’t allow this code with iframe in it. is there another way I can add it?
Too funny - thank you for the minibot!
Ahhh. I’ve got to have this.
All of my sockpuppets need to sharpen up their rhetoric, and this is just the ticket. Thanks, Gleeson!
Mr. Gleeson,
I guess this explains why the AVM wasn’t working on my site the past month. Campaigning! I should have known.
Beautifule.
Now I don’t have to go here to argue with moonbats.
Ten thousand thanks for the Autorantic V.M. ! I’ve got it on my blog now. No telling how many lives it may save! LOL
Moonbat Mania
I’m in a rush and do not have much time today, as I’m off to my parents 50th anniversary party this eve. Congrats Mom and Dad! I love you both!
So just for fun, let’s poke fun at the whack job moonbats today. I have surfed aroun…
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I want to stick this thing on my myspace page. (yeah i know, its a mind space page, blah blah blah). But cant figure out how to make the code work there. Help?
Thanks!