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Sunday, December 5th, 2004
Vote ‘A.B.G.’ (Anyone But Gleeson)
Dear Friends,
Sorry I haven’t written anything on my site for a month. I’ve been wallowing in sorrow (and chili cheese fries) over the stolen 2004 election.
Is stolen too strong a word? I think not. Consider this map of Ohio, the state which saved Bush’s bacon.
Mmmmm, bacon.
I’m sorry, what was I saying? Read that back to me. Ohio, right.
That map, my friends, proves no fewer than 67,148 counts of people having to wait in line to vote. Sometimes, in the rain. And when they finally reached the polls, at least 29 were asked to show their registration cards. And those are just the ones we know of. Yes, this is happening right here, in Jesusland.
And elsewhere. Before Mr. Bush’s war, the people of Iraq and Afghanistan never had to wait in the rain to vote. Now, it is an all-too-common occurrence.
But don’t hold your breath waiting for the Zionists who really pull the strings to investigate this fraud. Because if we are holding our breath, we cannot eat. I mean, speak. Speak up in protest, I mean.
If we band together, we cannot be ignored. Let us show our outrage by voting in the 2004 Weblog Awards. Not the big categories, though. I’m afraid we couldn’t make much of a difference in those. But we have a shot if we all concentrate on this one little category, and vote for anyone but “The Gleeson Bloglomerate.”
The Gleeson Bloglomerate is a filthy right-wing weblog running against 14 progressive Marxist websites… and beating all of them! This cannot stand. Sean Gleeson, the patriarch blogger who supports capitalism, heterosexual marriage, war against terrorists, and the rest of the Rove/Halliburton agenda, even posted on FreeRepublic.com once. Of course those idiot “freepers” voted for Gleeson by the pickup truckload. Luckily, the freepers are too dumb to know they can vote for him every 24 hours until Dec. 12.
So let “Anyone But Gleeson” be our battle-cry! Go vote right now. Does Gleeson really think he stands a chance against so many of us? And so much of me? Baloney!
Mmmmm, baloney.
Michael Moore
www.michaelmoore.com
MMFlint@aol.com (if full of it, try mike@michaelmoore.com)
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When Freepers attack, CHEAT MORE!
Michael Moore’s latest letter only says what I’ve been telling you all along: FREEPERS are all HOMOPHOBES, and DON’T HAVE THE BRAINS or the GUTS to actually go VOTE for Gleeson every 24 hours. Since my site was disqualified for “cheating,” I am endorsing “Daily Kos”…
Counterfeit Osama Video Released
As Christozionist Gleeson’s lead in the contest begins its inexorable decline (praise Yasser), a counterfeit video of Brother Osama has surfaced, actually praising the arch-crusader, as if he were an heroic sniper or school-bus-bomber! Putting such blasphemy on the very tongue of our only living prophet can only serve one purpose…
Trackback spamming campaign a qualified success
It looks like the vaunted technical wizard Gleeson is asleep at the switch. First I sent a trackback ping without linking, and now I’ve sent two for the same link, and he still fails to notice! I reject your bourgeouois morality. You see how cheating pays! It’s like Dan Rather says…
The Fight For The 2004 Weblog Awards Gets Dirty
Friends and potential voters. If you are considering voting for Sean Gleason in the highly coveted 2004 Weblog Awards’ 1000-1750 Category I ask you to vote your heart. And speaking of hearts, it is with a heavy heart that I
have you seen this? the “postmodernism generator” reminded me of your awesome robot…
http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/postmodern
you need to add more phrases for the robot. i was shocked when he didn’t recognize the name “wolfowitz”…
Yes, I’ve seen the Postmodernism Generator before, but thanks for the link just the same. (Where was that when I was in college? I was born too early…)
The A.V.M. has always recognized the name “Paul Wolfowitz,” but you’re right about its not knowing just “Wolfowitz.” There are only a few per se surnames that it will respond to, including Bush, Cheney, Blair, Rove, and, as of this morning, Wolfowitz. Keep those suggestions coming, folks!
While I was under the hood, I taught it to hate new cabinet nominees Alberto Gonzales and Bernard Kerik. I also just added “Bush lied, people died” to its array of pleasantries. I remember reading that suggestion on some blog somewhere; if I could remember where, I’d link to it.
This post may have put you over the top in my voting selection. (Don’t tell Cranky, he’ll punch me)