Abby: What do leopards eat, mama?
Me: Um, they eat meat. Like steaks, leopards love a good steak.
Abby: (outraged) No dey don’t! Dey eat cavatelli. And pizza. Leopards love pizza.
Me: Cavatelli? I didn’t know that.
Abby: What do lions eat, mama?
Me: (not falling for this again) I dunno, honey. What do lions eat?
Abby: Cornbread!

