Remember that celebrity waxworks nativity exhibit I reported on a couple days ago? Yesterday some soccer hooligan gave the Beckham dummies a good drubbing.

“A man in his 20s repeatedly punched the waxwork figures and fled into the street, the Sun newspaper reports.”

While I disapproved of this profane display, I deny any involvement in its vandalism. To anyone who harbors a suspicion that I was the vandal, I shall point out: (1) I am not in my 20s, (2) I was in Oklahoma City last night, and (3) if it were me, I would have stolen that sweet, sweet angel while I was at it.