RELEASE: Thursday, March 3, 2005, 12:00 noon
CONTACT: Sean Gleeson
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — Commercial artist Sean Gleeson today announced the details of a deal with NAPA Auto Parts, an international retail chain with over 6,000 stores.
“This deal was a good strategic fit for our business models at this juncture, both mine and NAPA’s I mean,” says Gleeson of the already-completed deal.
Under the terms of the deal, NAPA agreed to supply the Gleeson vehicle fleet with front-wheel brake pads. In return, Gleeson agreed to supply the giant retailer, who maintains a business presence in the U.S.A., Canada, Mexico, and throughout Latin America and the Caribbean region, with $24.37.
Says Gleeson, “This exciting opportunity has really enhanced my own abilities, as far as what I can offer my own valued clientele. The Gleeson vehicle fleet had already given me the ability to go places, but the addition of brake pads to the equipment mix will give me the additional ability to stop going places, which I envision may be desirable if I ever decide to, you know, stay in one place.”
The Gleeson vehicle fleet was manufactured by Daimler-Chrysler, which also manufactures the 2005 Mercedes Benz SL500 Roadster convertible, a luxury sports car with a $92,000 sticker price.
What about the concurrent deal with the Roadrunner Club?
Be glad you don’t have one of those $94K behemoths. You’re brake job would’ve cost a couple grand, probably.
Man, I apparently can’t read or type today: $94K? Make that $92K. And that “you’re” when I meant “your” is inexcusable. But I digress…
You need to look at today’s “Shoe” comic: http://tinyurl.com/43ghb
In the glory days of Napster, you could have simply downloaded a set of brake pads and saved the $24.
I should’ve thought to come to you first, Charles. I bet you could’ve e-mailed me some.
Too late now, though. There isn’t room on my discs for more than one set. (Why didn’t I get me a bigger Ram?)
Hey, that thing got a hemi?
Hey bro,
Today, I secured a couple deals with Hershey Foods and Pepsico. Now where do we buy matching tall silk hats?
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Gleeson announces deal with NAPA Auto Parts