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by Sean
Sat 23 Apr 2005 @ 9:45 pm
You can follow the misadventures of Charles Hill seven days a week on dustbury.com.
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Posted in Satirist
by Sean
Sat 23 Apr 2005 @ 7:49 am
Are you excited about the upcoming Superman Returns movie? Aren’t you just pumped!? Check out these exclusive production stills which I obtained at great risk:
- The new Man of Steel, with a hot new costume!
- Maybe these are my real muscles, and maybe they’re not. Who wants to find out?
- Mild-mannered Clark Kent, the perfect disguise.
- Most. Awesome. Digital. Effects. Ever!
- Kryptonite… can’t… resist… unhhh!
- I’m thinking of having it taken in at the waist.
- Hurtling through time and space on the Superbike!
- Wrestling with arch-villains Snortwoman and Fumosolo
- And introducing… the supersexy superettes!
- You’ve won this round, Dr. Nepharius.
- Flashback to his family on Krypton
- I had that nightmare again, you know the one.
- No, the other nightmare. What can it mean?
- This super-trombone will foil the loiterers and sleepers, Mr. President!
- I’ve bagged all the leaves in the world, Mr. President!
- I’ve defragmented your hard drive, Mr. President!
- Back for more, eh?
- We have so much in common! Thanks, Superfriends!
- Rule the universe with me, Clark. I am your father!
- Me Bizzarro Superman
- This is going downhill fast.
- Roll the closing credits? Maybe I will, Lois. Maybe I will.
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