I just ordered a free printed copy of the United States Constitution. (Found link via OkieDoke.)

As a fair warning to my liberal readers, this is the old, Republican Constitution, with its quaint guarantees of the right to “keep and bear arms,” and the right to “life, liberty, or property.” It’s not your “living, evolving” constitution, the one that outlaws marriage and guarantees free abortions, or whatever it does now. I’m not sure where you can get a copy of that one.