With this new gizmo, I propose to heal the unnecessary division within the Republican party. I give you: Ask Harriet!
Certain politicians and pundits — without naming names — have heaped criticism upon Supreme Court Justice nominee Harriet Miers, simply because they have no earthly idea what she thinks about anything. But did they ever think to ask her? No, they did not! Or, maybe they did. But with so many questions, and only one Harriet, she cannot be expected to respond to every query personally.
That’s why I invented “Ask Harriet!” Simply type any yes-or-no question you may have for Miss Miers into the text field, and click the “Ask” button. You’ll have your answer instantly. Then ask another. Ask as many as you like! Harriet is the tireless servant of all citizens.
And now that we all know where she stands, let’s confirm her without delay.
Thursday
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Harriet Miers — the exclusive Itsapundit interview
With her caring eyes, and her carefree laugh, Harriet Miers might be a woman of contradictions. Or maybe we just made that up. In this exclusive Itsapundit interview, we asked the Supreme Court nominee the questions we wanted answered. And
Because you really want to know
Sean Gleeson presents: Ask Harriet! (McGehee is gonna love this.)…
This is truly a beautiful thing.
Were-Rabbit Follies
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How did I miss that one?
Oh well, what’s a little intellectual theft between blogs?
Merry Christmas!