I invite you to be among the very first persons on earth to enjoy “Very Funny Texas Hold ‘Em,” the approved, branded, licensed version of the Texas Hold ‘Em game which has occuppied so much of my attention of late.

My client, TBS Superstation, Inc., ordered a few changes along the way to today’s launch, most noticeably a wardrobe change for my showgirl, Texa. I had to take off her red, white, and blue costume and slip her into a pink, white, and orange outfit, to match the TBS corporate color scheme. She doesn’t look a whole lot like a Texas flag anymore, but, um, she doesn’t look bad.

“But Sean,” you’re asking, “is there some way I can help you?”

Yes, thanks for asking! Here’s how you can help me. This is my first time working with TBS, and I would like my friends there to realize that a genuine Sean Gleeson game results in a flood of traffic. I want everyone reading this post to blog about Very Funny Texas Hold ‘Em.

“Blog about your game? What a great idea!”

I’m glad you agree. Just write whatever you like about it, and be sure to link to the game on TBS’s site. That’s this here link right here.

“Can I use your graphic, the one you’ve got up there on this post?”

Sure, go ahead!

“Can I link to your blog too, along with the game at TBS.com I mean?”

That would be just fine, if you want to.

“But what if I don’t like your game?”

Willikers, I never said you had to like it, silly! Just write about it. If you hate the game, write something like, “I am surprisingly dissapointed in the otherwise admirable Sean Gleeson for creating this travesty, Very Funny Texas Hold ‘Em.”

“But what if I don’t like you either?”

Fine, fine. Then write, “Not surprisingly, the detestable Sean Gleeson has created the deplorable Very Funny Texas Hold ‘Em.”

“But then why would I even want to write about a game I don’t like, by a blogger I don’t like?”

I don’t know. Ask Glenn.

“Wait. What if I do like the game, but not you?”

That would call for something like, “Dang, this Very Funny Texas Hold ‘Em is a mighty fine game. The dang ol’ apple sure fell far from the dang ol’ tree there, I tell you what.”

That should cover every possible scenario. Thanks for your help!