Hysterical war protester Cindy Sheehan attended the unveiling of a memorial to her lost sanity today in Crawford, Texas.

“This is nice, real nice, people,” she said to the crowd of assorted nuts gathered to mark the six-month anniversary since any news magazine had the word “Sheehan” on its cover.

“My sanity was another casualty of this war, which was all a great big lie!” she intoned, to thunderous applause. “They say we’re fighting the ‘terrorists,’ but we all know who the real terrorists are! They’re the Jew…” she started to say as her microphone was taken from her by her “manager,” who works for a Canadian mental health facility.