Over at JMBzine, I found a link to an online petition, addressed to the terrorists holding the four moonbat hostages, to set their captives free. The site even lets signatories add their own messages. So I signed it. This was my message.

2287 Sean Gleeson
Dear terrorists, since your four hostages were working for your own cause, perhaps you regard this as a purely internal affair. If so, you are mistaken. If you value my good opinion at all, you will not murder them.

Just in case the terrorists find my advice unpersuasive, y’all should sign it too. I’ll bet you can come up with lots of appropriate messages of peace and understanding.