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Why Mommy is a Moonbat (Lampoon)

A lampoon of a real book being peddled to leftist parents, Why Mommy is a Democrat.

Moonbats hate Israel and America and Jesus and the president, just like Mommy.
Moonbats have rules against independent thought, just like Mommy.
Moonbats think everyone who isn't a moonbat is a monster, just like Mommy.

 

17 Comments

  1. Comment by epador — Sun 4 Dec 2005 @ 5:30 pm

    Excellent. Ya otta do the whole book and publish it, with at least 5% of the profits going to mental health clinics in Madison, Wisconsin.

  2. Comment by Zach (xanga) — Sun 4 Dec 2005 @ 6:32 pm

    yes, and most of same can be said about the flip-side as well. It’s interesting that extremist thinking on either wing is so similar. Especially the independant thinking part.

    Moonbats, obviously, do think everyone’s (intrinsically) a monster. lol In that they are different. Of course, it depends on how you define a moonbat. Some might proclaim, “hey there. I am a moonbat”, but they really aren’t.

  3. Comment by Zach (xanga) — Sun 4 Dec 2005 @ 6:43 pm

    extra note: I just read the site containing the “real book”. It appears as an innocuous titled book to help explain party affiliation, BUT…

    “Democrats make sure we are always safe…” Showing a huge elephant passing by, while mom protects her young babes, is just plainly obviously rude. In a ‘normal’ book (one without a Democrat theme) this would be fine. They are all animals, and squirrils need to be protected from huge animals. Of course, are there cute cuddly squirrils where elephants live?

    So, your lampoon is clearly right on point (pun not intended) with that picture. What in the world were the authors thinking? You know who’d be peeved if it had been a large angry donkey instead of huge charging elephant.

    Also, what is that crazy guy doing just standing in the elephant’s charging way? :D

  4. Comment by Steven L. — Sun 4 Dec 2005 @ 7:27 pm

    The crazy guy is obviously a homeless man that will be trampled by the Elephant. Or the Elephant’s heartless policies.

    Reeeeal subtle there.

  5. Comment by Sean — Sun 4 Dec 2005 @ 10:45 pm

    I rather thought the crazy man on every page was Daddy.

  6. Comment by Zach (xanga) — Mon 5 Dec 2005 @ 8:05 am

    So, Daddy is married to a Squirril? Isn’t that against the law or something? lol

  7. Comment by Paladin — Mon 5 Dec 2005 @ 8:19 am

    Tru.dat

    Believe the mantra or drink the Kool-Aid. Scary stuff. Thanks for the info!

  8. Trackback by Mazurland Blog — Mon 5 Dec 2005 @ 9:42 am

    Iraq Deperplexification Update

    Last week I wrote about a few of the guides that are available to those who are perplexed about the war in Iraq. The guides assume the reader is intelligent, open-minded, and intellectually mature. Second Breakfast (aka It Comes In

  9. Comment by Marty — Mon 5 Dec 2005 @ 9:46 am

    Great post! I folded a link to it into a post I did at Mazurland Blog.

    [LINK]

    Congratulations on your Weblog Award nomination(s)! Vote early and vote often, and keep Mazurland in mind in your voting, too.

  10. Comment by Marty — Mon 5 Dec 2005 @ 9:49 am

    Unrelated to this post: What is wrong with you people? I went over to vote for you for Best Design and I was the first person to vote for *any* blog in that category! I know it’s not *that* early in Oklahoma! Get over there and vote for yourselves!

    I’m heading back to vote for yout TTLB nomination as well.

  11. Comment by Sean — Mon 5 Dec 2005 @ 10:01 am

    Yikes, thanks! I didn’t know the polls had opened. I checked earlier and they weren’t. Go vote, people!

  12. Trackback by PEER Review — Mon 5 Dec 2005 @ 12:25 pm

    It’s for the kids

    You may have seen this book written for democratic children AND adults (with childlike minds). Now, for a limited time only, direct from the democrat girls are more fun wing of the US democratic conflagration comes Why Mommy is a

  13. Comment by Joan — Mon 5 Dec 2005 @ 12:57 pm

    The link to vote in our category in the Weblog Awards hasn’t been posted yet for some reason, but one of my readers found it and the polls are active and open. Thought I would send it your way for the sake of fair competition.

    http://weblogawards.org/vote.php?id=6

  14. Trackback by basil's blog — Tue 6 Dec 2005 @ 6:55 am

    Breakfast 12-06-2005

    Try one of these specials with your breakfast:

    WuzzaDem continues watching the Situation Room
    Euphoric Reality find John Kerry didn’t ask for a specific timetable before he did ask for a specific timetable
    Beth says “Happy Holidays&#8…

  15. Trackback by Mazurland Blog — Mon 9 Jan 2006 @ 2:47 pm

    Uncle Teddy, Read Me A Story

    My nomination for startling Drudge headline of the day: Somehow, this seem more scary to me than when Madonna did the same thing a couple of years ago. Ted’s foray into kiddie-lit was weirdly less expected. It must be part

  16. Trackback by Politics of a Patriot — Sun 15 Jan 2006 @ 6:16 pm

    Rodents Speak Out

    Courtesy of Dog Snot Diaries, I was interested in the lastest in children’s literature. A new book entitled Why Mommy is a Democrat teaches children, according to their own web site, “the Democratic principles of fairness, tolerance, peace, and conce…

  17. Trackback by Word Around the Net — Mon 31 Jul 2006 @ 4:54 pm

    NUTS

    While I’m fine with people discussing their ideas and trying to convince people their position on a topic or issue is correct - indeed, that’s what this blog is all about - I have a problem with trying to approach children in the same way. Some topic…

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