According to the federal Department of Moonbat Statistics, many millions of moonbats suffer from increased levels of stress and depression this time of year. But studies have found that having a sympathetic robot to talk to can alleviate this ailment. And so, as a service to our moonbat readers, we are providing the Limited Holiday Edition of our Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. It’s the same as our standard, non-holiday AVM, only it’s wearing a silly red hat.

UPDATE: Now that the holidays are over, the robot has removed its hat.