Are you a DreamHost hosting customer, looking for the DreamHost phone number? Terrific! I am writing this post, titled “DreamHost Phone Number,” for one reason only. That reason is to make this post (”DreamHost Phone Number”) the very top result for searches for the phrase “dreamhost phone number.” I’m almost certain that I can’t help you much. But please, bear with me; I have a very good reason for needing to do this.
You see, it just so happens that for some weird reason I sort of already am the top search result for the phrase “DreamHost Phone Number.” If you search for that phrase in Google, you’ll see the top result is the “Whois.us Query Results” information page for the Gleeson.us domain.
The word “phone” appears on that page four times, the word “number” five times, and the word “DreamHost” appears there six times. So I reckon it’s only logical that that page should score high for searches for “DreamHost phone number.”
The only problem with that is, I’m getting more and more phone calls from folks who think I am DreamHost! People are dialing my phone number, at all hours, with questions about their DreamHost bill, or wanting DreamHost technical support. One guy left me an angry message. I’ve got to bump that page off that number one spot somehow, before someone starts a fight.