So, how come when a Burger King ice cream cone looks like Allah, it’s a blasphemous insult, but when a fish looks like Allah, it’s some kind of “miracle fish”? Why isn’t the fish merchant guilty of blasphemy? Why wasn’t it a miracle ice cream cone? Is it okay to eat the ice cream? Should we eat the fish? If we could answer these questions, maybe we could usher in a new era of peace and brotherhood.

