Michelle Malkin sure confused me today. Her post was about how Peter Hartlaub, a San Francisco Chronicle reporter, wrote a story about a horse at the local zoo named “Coulter.” He wittily juxtaposed the horse’s photograph with a picture of columnist Ann Coulter, and recounted all the ways Coulter the columnist resembled Coulter the horse. “LOL like the horse’s name is Coulter like Ann Coulter LOL She’s like a horse that’s funny because I’m a liberal,” he wrote, or words to that effect.

Anyway, I was confused, because when Michelle said “Peter Hartlaub” wrote this story, at first I thought she was talking about my pet toad, who is also named Peter Hartlaub. LOL.

UPDATE: I have apologized to Peter Hartlaub for this post, and he has very graciously accepted my apology.

UPDATE: I also fed him some mashed-up earthworms. Those are his favorite.