David Corn (who has referred to himself as the “token liberal” of Pajamas Media, the sacred brotherhood of which I am a member) has solved the whole Valerie Plame scandal once and for all. In his new book, Corn conclusively proved that Richard Armitage was the man who “leaked” Plame’s “covert” identity to the press. The “guilt” of Armitage (and I put the word in sneer quotes because he broke no law) finally clears the president, and everyone else in the White House, of even the slightest charge of wrongdoing.

Of course, that’s not the conclusion Corn wishes to reach. He still says the White House is “involved,” because they later “confirmed” Plame’s identity… after her identity was all over the news! But that’s just because David Corn is a moonbat. (What was Bush supposed to do, David, lie?) The real news is that Bush and Rove and the rest are innocent as lambs, and we can thank our token liberal for that scoop.

Speaking of the P.J. brotherhood, we wish Mr. Glenn Reynolds many happy returns on his birthday. (Which reminds me, my own 40th birthday is in three days. I hope I get some kind of cake, with fresh strawberries shaped like a cheeseburger.)