John Mark Karr may be perfectly positioned to take the lead in the contest for the 2008 Democratic nomination for president. It might sound unlikely at first, but just consider the qualities he shares with these current and former Democratic heroes.
Karr recounted a vivid Christmas-Eve memory that never happened, like John Kerry.
He “lied about sex,” like Bill Clinton.
He writes godawful poetry, like Jimmy Carter.
He’s a deranged narcissist, like Al Gore.
He boasts about loving children, while plotting to harm them, like Hillary Clinton.
Also consider these other factors supporting Karr’s candidacy.
Karr is a teacher, and a member of the trangendered community, two core Democratic constituencies.
In 2008, the Superbowl will be played in Arizona. Every time the Superbowl has occurred in a year divisible by four, the Democratic nominee has been a sociopath.
Coincidence? Maybe. But this pundit isn’t too sure. Your comments are requested.