So sorry, I just don’t have any time to write a post tonight. Tell you what, I’ll write two tomorrow. I know just what they’ll be, too.

I was already writing a blockbuster post, unearthing new evidence that will turn the whole evolution vs. creation debate on its head! I’ll finish that one sometime tomorrow. But while I was in the middle of writing it, I got a phone call from Nate Noy! Yeah, that Nate Noy, the opponent and complainant against Congresswoman Jean Schmidt, and the source of the “fake marathon photo” allegation.

We talked for about 40 minutes, Nate and I, and spoke of many things. Noy e-mailed me some documents, too. As a result, I have some astonishing new revelations which will take a little time to double-check and collate. Astonishingly, this astonishing information may astonish you, so check back tomorrow.

UPDATE: See, here are two posts: Nate Noy not nuts, and Noy sock puppet confession. They are astonishing. I’ll just have to post the astonishing evolution thing tomorrow.

UPDATE AGAIN: I warned you. Darwin proven wrong by Oklahoma blogger.