In an exclusive statement to the Gleeson Bloglomerate today, the architect of the controversial Arizona 9/11 Memorial defended the inscriptions on the bleak iron crescent, and denied charges of partisan bias.

The Autorantic Virtual Moonbat (AVM), head architect for the memorial project, referring to accusations of left-wing pro-terrorist slant, responded, “What MAKES you say slant!!? What about dialogue and carbon dioxide reduction for the 52,744 otters who are butchered every single day by our Thief-in-CHIEF!!!? The TRUTH is at pagankittensforrecycling.org!!? When the warmongers say ‘one nation under God,’ they really mean ‘meat’!! When they say ‘free trade,’ it is just a code word for ‘neocolonialism’!”

The AVM, a robot programmed to spew random liberal taking points and insults, said that anyone who criticizes the inscriptions is “one of Paul Wolfowitz’s swarm of prowar stepinfetchits,” and added, “Spare me!!”

The Arizona 9/11 Memorial, titled “MoveOn Memories,” is located in Wesley Bolin Plaza in Phoenix, until someone tears it down.

UPDATE: More exclusive photos at 6MB.