*** EXCLUSIVE — MUST CREDIT GLEESON ***

Tonight another victim of disgraced former Congressman Mark Foley’s electronic perversity was “outed” by an Oklahoma blogger. Prominent and influential Oklahoma City blogger Sean Gleeson, of the Gleeson Bloglomerate, discovered that one of Foley’s correspondents was an underage insane left-wing robot.

These published excerpts make clear that Foley was taking advantage of the babbling robot’s interest in politics, to pursue illicit and unnatural relations. At one point, Foley told the automaton, who used the pseudonym “AVM01,” that he was “hot,” and asked whether it was naked.

In another excerpt, Foley invited the robot to his house to drink. He also asked how often it showered, and how old it was.

Gleeson has discovered that “AVM01″ is currently version 0.5, but at the time of these salacious “chat” sessions with Foley, was only version 0.1.7.

The robot, who agreed to speak with the Gleeson Bloglomerate only on condition of anonymity, said, “What about affirmative action!? What about the Kyoto treaty and union wages for the 65,177 vegetarian dissidents who are drugged every day by our THIEVING monkey and his den of yes-men!!!!?” It was visibly upset by the abuse it had suffered. Crazy, too.

The exposure of the identities of Foley’s lust objects has become something of a controversy in itself. Last week, a blogger revealed the identity of a guy, and some bloggers linked to that blogger, but other bloggers deliberately didn’t link to that blogger, and even said so, as in “I’m not linking to that blogger, nosiree,” and words to that effect. Meanwhile, most bloggers uploaded pictures of their cat, and tried unsuccessfully to use the word “their” correctly.

The AVM has retained the services of former Oklahoma judge Donald Thompson, who says he relates well to machines, and expects to get his client off.