The Webb vs. Allen race in Virginia just got interesting all of a sudden. It turns out that the Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate, Jim Webb, has written a string of sleazy novels containing graphic scenes of underage sex, and ecdysial performers who slice bananas with their vaginal muscles. (The actual passages in the Webb smut books are too raunchy to reproduce herein.)

Today’s reading: Job 31:35-36

Oh that one would hear me! behold, my desire is, that the Almighty would answer me, and that mine adversary had written a book. Surely I would take it upon my shoulder, and bind it as a crown to me.

UPDATE: Michelle Malkin criticizes Sen. Allen’s literary criticism, thusly:

I don’t think, however, that the Allen campaign — couldn’t they leave this to surrogates? — should be trafficking in this late October muck. It is beneath them and there’s plenty else about Webb that is damning.

Indeed.